The Women's Rules
- The female always makes the rules
- The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
- No male can possibly know all the rules.
- If the female suspects the MALE know all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
- The female is never wrong.
- If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the male did or said wrong.
- The male must apologise immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
- The female may change her mind at any time.
- The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
- The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
- The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
- If the female has PMS/PMT, all the rules are null and void.
- The female is ready when she is ready.
- The male must be ready at all time.
- The male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.