Friday, 23 December 2011

Brides Head Revisited

A young lady who blogs and is referenced here (Sabrina, you know who you are!!) often writes porn of a very high calibre, whilst not being of her standard, I offer this meagre tale as a response and maybe something to turn her on a little to repay the many arousals she has given me.

As the door shut and your last Bridesmaid ran down to where their car was waiting for them you breathed a sigh of relief and inspected your make-up – all looking good, you turn to the door of your hotel room to go to where your father is waiting in the Limo.

As you open the door, I am there. You look surprised to see me and smile uncertainly.

“Just a kiss ‘Goodbye and Good Luck” I say and duck in for a kiss.

  You lift your head to me and we kiss, gently at first and then with more and more force until our tongues are fighting wildly and my hands are holding your arse.

 Feeling you melting in my arms I walk you back into the room, backwards until your legs hit the bed and you lie back, legs akimbo with your dress rising up to show pure white stockings with one blue garter.

I fall to the bed with you, kissing you madly and start to feel your breasts from the outside of your dress at first, then, as your nipples harden, I reach into your dress and scoop out first one, then both of your plump breasts.  Moving down towards them with my tongue I suckle and kiss them with great desire.

Your hands move to my penis and massage it slowly through my trousers.

I move further down and off the bed and lift your dress to reveal stockings and suspenders plus a white filmy pair of the smallest panties known to man.

I gently move them aside and lick you gently and slowly all over your clit, over your labia and down the velvet strip to your bum.

I then move back and push my tongue right inside your pussy and then lave your clit and lips with multiple forms and designs until you cum magnificently, squirting and crying noisily.

“Give me your fucking prick now!!” you cry and I stand up, take off my trousers and pants, push your panties to your ankles and slide inside your moist pussy and start to slowly make love to you.

You reach round and grab my bum and pull me in further.

You speed up your bucking and I can hold back no longer.

All too soon I come with a sob, and we lie there for a few short moments.

“The time!!” you cry and rush to your feet, slipping your boobs back inside the dress, checking your makeup in the mirror you run down to your car, leaving me in an empty room with nothing but your perfume and a very small pair of damp white panties………..

You make the Church with minutes to spare and your bridesmaids compliment you on the colour in your cheeks and the sparkle in your eye.

As you slowly walk down the aisle, all clad in white, some of my sperm trickles gently out of your pussy and down your leg where it lodges in the tops of your stockings………

You clear your mind and take your Father's arm as you walk towards the priest and your future husband. 

Ghenghis - Christmas 2011

Monday, 5 December 2011

Women's Lib??

One Hundred and Fifty Years of Feminist movements, from the early suffragettes through to the modern feminazis and through the same period us having wider and deeper education of the common masses and the result is:

She's nothing like a girl you've ever seen before!
Nothing you can compare to your neighbourhood whore!
I'm tryinna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful!!!

The way that booty movin' - I can't take no more
Have to stop what I am doin' so I can pull her up close
I'm tryinna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful!!!

Damn Girl!!!!!!!

Damn you's a sexy bitch, sexy bitch
Damn you's a sexy bitch
Damn Girl!!!

Damn you's a sexy bitch, sexy bitch
Damn you's a sexy bitch!!!!

Just a thought!!


December 2011

Sunday, 4 December 2011

Lips of an Angel

"And I know I wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel"

STOP!!  Before you read any further, yes this IS about pussy lips and is NOT about facial lips.  OK, now we have that damn straight, and you are clearly still here, read on...............................

Pussies are like fingerprints.
No, I don't think that the Metropolitan Police (Or Old Bill as we still know and love them as) will ever decide that taking pussy prints will be as effective at  catching villains as fingerprints (Although if anyone wants to fund me into taking pussy prints for a National Database they will find my rates VERY reasonable) but I have to make the point that every pussy is different.

Now virtually every bloke knows this but, and I personally found this to be amazing, is that most women, especially those in the sex industry, do not seem to know that there are one heck of a lot of different pussies out there.

Now ask a bloke if his best mate has a big or small dick and is circumcised or not and I will bet you any money that he knows and has also secretly envied him for years if it is bigger or gently thought of him as inferior if it is smaller!

Why is this?

Is it because all blokes are closet homosexuals really?  Nope.
Is it because most women are confident in their own attractions and do not want or need to check out the opposition? Double Nope.

I think the answer probably lies in the way each sex pees and a phenomenal invention called The Urinal.
Blokes, because they piss standing up have plenty of opportunity when growing up to see another guy peeing, either au-naturel in the countryside or in a Public/Pub toilet.  Any blokes reading this?  Try telling me that you have never checked out the opposition's equipment when you can and hoped to God you didn't get caught peeking.

Whereas the Ladies would find it much more difficult in the time between a hairless pre-pubescent pussy and a shaved pussy to actually do similar. So Ladies, the first two charts are for your use so you can get a good look at what the opposition have to offer and with some dexterous use of a hand held mirror (Careful as despite appearances the secretions of a pussy are lousy to clean glass with) you can check up on your undercarriage and compare.

Of course removal of the pubic hair, in whole or part, adds to the visibility and attraction (In my humble opinion although others may disagree) of a pussy and once it is removed then adornments and decorations, even paint or tattoos, become accessible to the more adventurous of the ladies.

Although in a previous Blog I have likened the appearance of a nude and spread pussy to an opened Mussel (And been taken to task by some for my presumption) and despite some ladies of my acquaintance referring to it as their "Clam", I have always thought it reminded me more of an Oyster. No, not that strange blue card they use in London but the shellfish once opened. Not because of the taste, although some ladies on warm days seem to develop an "Eau du Poisson" flavouring, a nicely washed and presented pussy tastes like heaven. 

Men also take every opportunity when looking at porn, once they have stopped being green with envy at the size of the todger of the actors, to actually check out the shape of the blokes and see if they are roundheads or cavaliers.  They also check out the pussies on show for a host of reasons but one is to decide which type they find visually most appealing.

So ladies, next time you are in a position to be able to check out another lady's vaj, not only take a quick butchers, but tell her that you would appreciate a close-up inspection of her lady parts and offer to return the compliment.

You will be given a new perspective on life and who knows, you may even find it becomes a new Hobby!

All the best

Merry Christmas


December 2011