Things I love about them:
- I go balls out at them and don't give a flying fuck who photographs what or says what afterwards.
- Everyone loosens up and you get a lot of laughs
- I never know how but I get home eventually intact
- Some of my best (Civilian) shags have been at or after them
- You can dance to ridiculous songs and no-one cares
- The food
- The Booze
- The music
- The fact that a lot of women pretend they are more drunk than they are so they can get their ends away with the bad boys and blame it on the booze afterwards
- Those amazing clothes the women almost wear at them
- The Law of Parties that say all women must wear stockings and suspenders
- The Law of Parties that says being groped by Ghenghis is part of the party atmosphere and a lady should feel insulted if he does not do this.
Things I hate about (Some of) them :
- The slimey gits that will not loosen up and laugh but instead take notes
- The bastards who count all the drinks and say "I put £5 into the kitty and only had a lemonade and lime and you had a double scotch!"
- The cunts who order all the extras and the top of the range stuff but only bung in the minimum
- Complicated bra-straps when I am so pissed I need both hands
- People that moan when they come in and find you shagging on their coats
- People that moan when they find you shagging their Wife/Girlfriend/Sister/Mother/Auntie or combinations of same on their coats
- The Boss if he is sober
- The Boss if I am drunk!
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